You say, "We need a statue of Bush getting ass raped right here in the join room"

Densux nods.
Densux says, "aye"

say either that, or we need something pornographic

You say, "either that, or we need something pornographic"
say pornographic and obscene could be fun too

You say, "pornographic and obscene could be fun too"

Densux says, "hmm ok I'm for the porn thing"
grin
You grin.

Densux grins evilly.
say we need a whole porn museum
You say, "we need a whole porn museum"

Densux nods vigorously.
say then we could charge admission
You say, "then we could charge admission"
say and kill people when they come

You say, "and kill people when they come"

Densux says, "hehe with all kind of erotic pieces out of mud history :D"
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "instead of a giant boat in the norsk museum, we could just have a giant dildo... a purple one"
Densux nods vigorously.
say yeah!
You exclaim, "yeah!"
say a throbbing purple penis!

You exclaim, "a throbbing purple penis!"

Densux exclaims, "hehe with a saddle on it so people could ride it!"
say and a Dolly the inflatable sheep doll
You say, "and a Dolly the inflatable sheep doll"

Densux cackles.
say the Love Ewe
You say, "the Love Ewe"

You shrug and thick flakes of chitinous armour fall to the ground.
c chitin

You begin casting Chitin.

You finish casting a spell and are covered in a hard, chitinous shell.
Densux says, "hehe that penis could be quite the ride :D. With three kinds of vibration modes :D"
say speaking of sex toys, one of my neighbors bought a set of solar powered christmas lights that were supposed to look like old fashioned C7 christmas bulbs..but what they really looked like were large, light-up butt plugs
You say, "speaking of sex toys, one of my neighbors bought a set of solar powered christmas lights that were supposed to look like old fashioned C7
          christmas bulbs..but what they really looked like were large, light-up butt plugs"

[Lazarus left the Realms of the Dragon]
Densux cackles.
Densux says, "haha"
Densux says, "awesome :D"
say each one was on a little wooden stake and she stuck them in the ground along each side of her front walk
You say, "each one was on a little wooden stake and she stuck them in the ground along each side of her front walk"
say imagine having to look at that every night :P

You say, "imagine having to look at that every night :P"
say ohh.. I know

You say, "ohh.. I know"

[Linflas enters the Realms of the Dragon]
say we need one of those mechanical bulls that you find in country-western bars here.. but we'll put a big dildo on the saddle
You say, "we need one of those mechanical bulls that you find in country-western bars here.. but we'll put a big dildo on the saddle"
say so that when you ride the bull, you _really_ ride the bull

You say, "so that when you ride the bull, you _really_ ride the bull"

Densux shivers as dark energies are expelled from his body.
Densux begins casting a spell.
Densux casts a spell on himself, causing his muscles to tense and his chest to rise and fall at a greater rate as he sucks in vast amounts of oxygen.
[Vartan has lost his link]
[Vartan left the Realms of the Dragon]
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "I watched an interview on the Tyra show with John Edwards where he talked about how he felt like a minority"
say hehe
You say, "hehe"

Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "kind of funny that a white man felt helpless, kind of makes me wish more white male politicians felt that way
                                                  :P"
say I still like my mechanical bull idea :)
You say, "I still like my mechanical bull idea :)"

Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow laughs.
Densux grins.
alignment
You are evil incarnate.

Densux begins casting a spell.
Densux begins chanting an ancient spell, drawing upon the powers of blood and evil to create a thin crimson veil that surrounds him.
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow rolls on the floor laughing.
say here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joQLteoUiQQ
You say, "here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joQLteoUiQQ"

Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "omg, okay..."
[Inari left the Realms of the Dragon]
[Bolo reconnected]
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "Mitt Romney was at a Martin Luther King Jr parade in New Orleans and he's standing around with a large group
                                                  of African Americans and he says, "Who let the dogs out? Who, who?!""
Densux says, "hehe this is getting dumb. Grahf is like searching for about 6 hours how to do the pest quest an still isn't any further"
laugh
You laugh.
say yeah I saw the whole Mitt Romney thing

You say, "yeah I saw the whole Mitt Romney thing"

Your instinctive reflexes soften as your concentration fades.
instinct
You focus on your muscles, and the inhibitions of reason and habit slowly fade away.
You trust your instincts completely.

Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "it's bad when a white male is that uncomfortable around people of a different race"
say Mitt Romney's just a freak
You say, "Mitt Romney's just a freak"

[Chat] Regulus : a drow named Natty, heh, natty is what some people call  Natural Light beer, that stuff is urine tho :P
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "I agree, everytime I see him I get the heebie jeebies"
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "like he's a ped dispenser or something"
say I saw a set of Elvis Pez dispensers at Wal-Mart
You say, "I saw a set of Elvis Pez dispensers at Wal-Mart"

Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow laughs.
say somewhere around here I've got a Kermit the frog pez dispenser
You say, "somewhere around here I've got a Kermit the frog pez dispenser"

Densux begins casting a spell.
Densux casts a spell on himself, causing a purple aura to appear around his head.
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "I like Kermit"
Soldier Alaedra Steelshadow says in undercommon, "afk a bit"
Densux says, "hehe well wouldn't the picture in the clip look nice but then with the bull being a big purple penis :D"
Densux shivers as dark energies are expelled from his body.
Densux begins casting a spell.
Densux casts a spell on himself, causing his muscles to tense and his chest to rise and fall at a greater rate as he sucks in vast amounts of oxygen.
[Iorek enters the Realms of the Dragon]
cackle
You cackle.
smooch iorek

You smooch Iorek affectionately.

Iorek hugs you.
Professor Regulus Sagittarius shouts,
                                       "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBROWNBEAR!"
Iorek shouts, "Regulus!"
Your bark-like armour flakes off and falls to the ground, crumbling into dust.
cast barkskin

You begin casting Barkskin.

You finish invoking the powers of nature, and a thick layer of barkskin surrounds you.
say yeah.. or we could just attach the purple penis to the saddle and make her ride the penis that way.. it would keep her on the bull
You say, "yeah.. or we could just attach the purple penis to the saddle and make her ride the penis that way.. it would keep her on the
          bull"

Densux cackles.
[Iorek has lost its link]
[Iorek left the Realms of the Dragon]
say gives a new meaning to the phrase sit down and rotate
You say, "gives a new meaning to the phrase sit down and rotate"

Densux says, "hehe that would be even more erotic :D"
say yeah.. imagine her bouncing around then ;)
You say, "yeah.. imagine her bouncing around then ;)"

Densux says, "I'd enjoy that"
Densux winks.
say I'm sure you would 
You say, "I'm sure you would"
grin evilly

You grin evilly.

Densux blushes redly.
say I'm so bad ;)
You say, "I'm so bad ;)"

Densux says, "hehe i bet we would have a lot of clients if we made that ride comercial :D"
nod vigorously
You nod vigorously.

Densux says, "aye you are very bad"