Klok asks, "do I get a premarriage poke on horyd?" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. say I didn't know you swang that way Klok pokes Horyd. You say, "I didn't know you swang that way" Klok pokes Horyd. Klok pokes Horyd. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Mistress Feylan agrees with you. Klok says, "shit i swing everyway im allowed baby" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Horyd exclaims in undercommon, "you pay the right price, it dont matter if I was married!" Mistress Feylan smacks Jov upside the head. Mistress Feylan laughs at Horyd. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Klok says, "well I do have your head in my inventory" Klok coughs. Horyd chuckles. Klok says, "I use it when I get lonely" Klok cackles. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan says, "TMI" Klok rolls on the floor laughing. Jov arrives from the northwest. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan asks, "you know, this is probably all going in the paper, right?" Klok says, "jesus christ jov" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. nod solemnly You nod solemnly. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Horyd says in undercommon, "Hi Hi Jov" Jov says, "my girlfriend says jesus christ a lot too" Jov says, "but probably not for the same reasons you did" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. The power of the spell is broken. Mistress Feylan asks, "as in jesus christ why you bothering me again?" Horyd laughs. You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer laughs. say as in Jesus Christ, is it over yet? You ask, "as in Jesus Christ, is it over yet?" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Mistress Feylan laughs at you. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Jov says, "basically, she wants to go to sleep eventually" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Klok says, "if feylan were drow" Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "I didn't know blow-up dolls slept" Mistress Feylan asks, "what if I was drow?" You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Mistress Feylan raises one eyebrow. Klok says, "we would marry i'd assume" Klok cackles. Klok says, "then we get the fun emotes" Jov says, "your mom sleeps ;)" Mistress Feylan asks, "oh really?" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. say what else do you think they do after you've deflated them and stuffed them under the bed? You ask, "what else do you think they do after you've deflated them and stuffed them under the bed?" Lady Grebluf McScatterer laughs. Klok says, "well that is if you'd have me" Mistress Feylan laughs at you. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Horyd laughs at you. say So is this all that's coming? You ask, "So is this all that's coming?" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Jov says, "i married feylan once, but she was into some really kinky shit, so i had to quit once the welts wouldn't heal any more" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Klok says, "jov couldn't keep up thats all..." You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan agrees with Klok. Mistress Feylan winks at Klok. say I won Grebby by losing at darts You say, "I won Grebby by losing at darts" Horyd chuckles. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan says, "yep :)" Lady Grebluf McScatterer mutters under her breath. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan says, "those were fun times" The power of the spell is broken. nod vigorously You nod vigorously. Tengil begins casting a spell. Tengil marks symbols and places runes on the ground and immediately begins chanting. The hairs on your neck stand on end as the energy of the area measurably increases. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Feylan begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Horyd begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Klok begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Grebluf begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Jov begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. say Are we ready to begin? You ask, "Are we ready to begin?" Horyd gets a Cheep ass ring from something. Jov asks, "ok whos' got defs, armours, weapons, and money for me?" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer shouts, "anyone else coming?!" A small ball of fire forms before you. As the fire grows more intense it bursts into a raging inferno. As quickly as it appeared the inferno subsides into nothing, leaving only Angst standing before you. Grebluf gets 2 silver coins from something. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Grebluf gives 2 silver coins to Jov. Angst suddenly disappears. Avarice exclaims, "meme!" Lady Grebluf McScatterer cheers. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan asks, "you actually going to xp or just try to take the items and idle more?" Mistress Feylan grins. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. say he's going to idle of course :P You say, "he's going to idle of course :P" 10740/10740 3050/3050 886201 >say I'm surprised you'd even ask You say, "I'm surprised you'd even ask" 10740/10740 3050/3050 886201 > Mistress Feylan grins at you. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Klok asks, "sheril do you want us to chant?" Avarice (Invis) slices a piece of wedding cake. Klok grins. Mistress Feylan says, "yeah, I know" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Mistress Feylan says, "okay, get it over with" Klok slices a piece of wedding cake. Klok cackles. Lady Grebluf McScatterer laughs. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. say No, but if you had a newbie, I'd be happy to do a human sacrifice to bless the occasion. You say, "No, but if you had a newbie, I'd be happy to do a human sacrifice to bless the occasion." Lady Grebluf McScatterer ponders the situation. Mistress Feylan laughs. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Jov says, "i was going to get 3 mil xp" Exiro arrives from the northwest. Jov nods solemnly. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Exiro says in undercommon, "SMASH" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Uber Angst grins at Avarice. Jov says, "bah" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Klok smashes the slice of wedding cake all over Feylan's mouth and lips, watching some of it dribble down into her milkers. Mistress Feylan grins at Klok. [Chat] Grebluf : anyone bored, newbieish, and wanna make 1k pc? Horyd exclaims in undercommon, "well, getting cold feet here!" Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow says in undercommon, "god I hate you guys" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan calms Klok down. [Chat] Rhudoc : how? Horyd laughs. Horyd asks in undercommon, "actual hate?" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. say Ladies, gentlemen, crossmudders and neuters.. we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Horyd and Grebluf. You say, "Ladies, gentlemen, crossmudders and neuters.. we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Horyd and Grebluf." Mistress Feylan laughs. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. [Chat] Grebluf : uhhhh, I'll wait for people to show interest before explaining it Klok exclaims loudly, "I Object!" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Klok says, "oh not time yet sorry" [Chat] Rhudoc : i have intrest! tell me tell me! You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. [Chat] Rhudoc : RRRRR...H......H.U......U.DDDDD...OOOOOOOO.CCCCCCC say In the real world, marriage is a sacred and solemn institution. Fortunately, this isn't real life and you can get a divorce in Rhone for 250 pc. [Chat] Rhudoc : R....R..H......H.U......U.D....D..O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R.....R.H......H.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R.....R.H......H.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R....R..HHHHHHHH.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : RRRRR...H......H.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R..R....H......H.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R...R...H......H.U......U.D.....D.O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R....R..H......H.U......U.D....D..O......O.C...... [Chat] Rhudoc : R.....R.H......H.UUUUUUUU.DDDDD...OOOOOOOO.CCCCCCC You say, "In the real world, marriage is a sacred and solemn institution. Fortunately, this isn't real life and you can get a divorce in Rhone for 250 pc." [Chat] Rhudoc : thats me :) Mistress Feylan laughs. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Horyd chuckles. Klok tells you, "hahaha!" Rhudoc Da Warwock cheers at Grebluf. Mistress Feylan says, "nice plug for Geraldo" Lady Grebluf McScatterer laughs. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. [Chat] Mysterio : FATSO [Chat] Mysterio : thats ur mom :) say Or kill your spouse.. repeatedly - without fear of jail. You say, "Or kill your spouse.. repeatedly - without fear of jail." You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan says, "I like that part" Jov asks, "really?" Jov ponders the situation. Jov says, "can I kill Feylan instead/" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan says, "you can try, twerp" say But since they're bound and determined to go through with it, is there anybody here who objects? You ask, "But since they're bound and determined to go through with it, is there anybody here who objects?" [Chat] Rhudoc : :( chat off You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Ok, chat channel off. Klok says, "hope you can take a warrior jov." Klok grins evilly. Horyd peers around the area. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan grins at Klok. Mistress Feylan snuggles Klok. You feel your resistance to poison leave you. cast resist poison You begin casting Resist. say Ok I guess not. Carry on then! You exclaim, "Ok I guess not. Carry on then!" You cast resist poison upon yourself. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Jov says, "last time i was maxxed i did" Klok kisses Feylan on the cheek. Uber Angst says, "I vote for Malveron balefiring everyone." You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Klok holds Feylan's hand. You feel your resistance to death leave you. cast resist death You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. You begin casting Resist. You cast resist death upon yourself. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Lady Grebluf McScatterer exclaims, "that'd be a great way to kick off the honeymoon!" say Do you, Grebluf, take Horyd to be your lawfully wedded mud wife? To have and to hold, through RPK and time in the stocks, war and idling, till 25 deaths (30 if you do the 5 death quest) do you part? You ask, "Do you, Grebluf, take Horyd to be your lawfully wedded mud wife? To have and to hold, through RPK and time in the stocks, war and idling, till 25 deaths (30 if you do the 5 death quest) do you part?" You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Mistress Feylan asks, "what about refreshes?" Horyd tells you in undercommon, "haha" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "well, actually, infinite deaths if you get 2 shamans who aren't idle simultaneously" Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "but yes, I do" [Zeidae enters the Realms of the Dragon] You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. say refresh cancels all contracts of course You say, "refresh cancels all contracts of course" Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow asks in undercommon, "what about multis?" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Jov asks, "Grebby how do I upgrade the firmware on a SIP box?" say Do you, Horyd, take Grebluf to be your lawfully wedded mud wife? To have and to hold, through RPK and time in the stocks, war and idling, till 25 deaths (30 if you do the 5 death quest) do you part? You ask, "Do you, Horyd, take Grebluf to be your lawfully wedded mud wife? To have and to hold, through RPK and time in the stocks, war and idling, till 25 deaths (30 if you do the 5 death quest) do you part?" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Horyd exclaims in undercommon, "I DO!" Lady Grebluf McScatterer exclaims, "hey, this is my wedding dammit, no techie questions!" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Klok sighs. Jov says, "but" Jov says, "but" Klok clinches Feylan's hand. Jov says, "but" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Jov exclaims, "you're the Oracle!!" Mistress Feylan cuddles Klok. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan grins at Klok. Klok sighs with joyfulness. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "I wish scatter worked in this room" Avarice boggles. say Then by the power invested in me by the random number gods, mud gods, the Beer Goddess and Dolly the blowup love sheep, I now pronounce you wife and wife. Lady Grebluf McScatterer mutters under her breath. You say, "Then by the power invested in me by the random number gods, mud gods, the Beer Goddess and Dolly the blowup love sheep, I now pronounce you wife and wife." Mistress Feylan grins at Klok. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. say You may now kiss the bride. You say, "You may now kiss the bride." Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow says in undercommon, "The Nameless One" Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow mutters under his breath. Lady Grebluf McScatterer clutches tightly to Horyd, kissing her with fierce passion until her tongues meld in fire. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Horyd clutches tightly to Grebluf, kissing her with fierce passion until her tongues meld in fire. Log is off Klok says loudly, "KKKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM" You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. The hardened air around Grebluf softens. The power of the spell is broken. Horyd laughs. Realizing the ceremony is over, you quickly stop chanting and gather yourself cast place of power together. You begin casting Place of Power. Tengil begins casting a spell. Tengil marks symbols and places runes on the ground and immediately begins chant chanting. The hairs on your neck stand on end as the energy of the area measurably increases. You setup the ceremony on the ground by adding your runes in a predetermined pattern and marking the sacred symbols. You then start off the ceremony by chanting in the ancient rhythm, stimulating the natural energy of the area. Feylan begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Feylan begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Exiro begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Exiro begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Feylan begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Exiro begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. You are already involved in the ceremony, and chanting in participation. Horyd begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Horyd begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Horyd begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Klok begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Klok begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Klok begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Someone begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Someone begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Someone begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Grebluf begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Grebluf begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Grebluf begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds her energy to the chanting. Mistress Feylan says, "and another one bites the dust" Someone appears from the shadows. Gerbil begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Gerbil begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow says in undercommon, "this is so wrong :(" Jov begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Jov begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Lady Grebluf McScatterer rolls on the floor laughing. Mistress Feylan laughs. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan asks, "Gerbil?" Avarice says, "hrmm i probably shouldn'e be chanting" Avarice waves. say how can it be wrong? it was blessed by dolly the blowup love sheep You say, "how can it be wrong? it was blessed by dolly the blowup love sheep" You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Mistress Feylan grins at you. Horyd nods. Jov asks, "Feylan's abusing gerbils again?" You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Mistress Feylan says, "don't think so" say the sheep were all taken You say, "the sheep were all taken" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Klok pulls Feylan close to him and slowly begin kissing her neck gently, slowly working his way up to just underneath her chin, then to her lips, where he kisses her gently but with intense passion. Horyd asks in undercommon, "do we give rings to each other?" Mistress Feylan melts into Klok's arms. You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Klok kisses Feylan tenderly. say please exchange rings You say, "please exchange rings" Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow says in undercommon, "penis rings" Horyd grins. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "oh, right" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan says, "they don't have any" Klok exclaims loudly, "hoho!" Horyd calms from her agitated state. Mistress Feylan says, "can't be that" c conjoin grebluf,horyd Those to be joined in marriage must first give to each other the wedding ring to bind their marriage. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Log is on: C:\Program Files\CMUDPro\RealmsoftheDragon\grebby_horyd_wedding.txt Horyd exclaims in undercommon, "take this ring, it is a symbol of all that I am!" Horyd gives a Cheep ass ring to Grebluf. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan laughs. Exiro says, "Hahaah" c conjoin grebluf,horyd Those to be joined in marriage must first give to each other the wedding ring to bind their marriage. Mercenary Kalibarr Steelshadow says in undercommon, "a hole :p" smack grebluf You smack Grebluf upside the head. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. say give him the ring :P You say, "give him the ring :P" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "take this ring, because I'm too bored to think of something funny" Exiro calms from his agitated state. Grebluf gives a Snookypoo's Wedding Ring of Ringiness to Horyd. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Horyd equips a Snookypoo's Wedding Ring of Ringiness and a Evil Gift of the Nameless One. c conjoin grebluf,horyd Mistress Feylan asks, "bored on your wedding day?" You begin casting Conjoin. Grebluf wears a Cheep ass ring. You begin to chant in low tones, placing a hand upon Grebluf and Horyd's head. A ring of flames suddenly forms around them, binding their souls together for eternity. Lady Grebluf McScatterer nods sadly. Mistress Feylan says, "I see a divorce coming soon" say bim bam boom! You exclaim, "bim bam boom!" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Lady Grebluf McScatterer laughs. Log is off Horyd shakes her head. Jov asks, "it's Grebby, what else would he be but bored?" Andramalius nods at Klok. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Horyd says in undercommon, "I am too cheep to pay for it" Andramalius nods at Klok. Mistress Feylan laughs at Horyd. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. [Khajed enters the Realms of the Dragon] Horyd says in undercommon, "sweet" Uber Angst tells you, "that was great." Lady Grebluf McScatterer cheers. You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer exclaims, "dammit, we need a sacrifice!" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer asks, "so, any volunteers?" Mistress Feylan says, "I nominate Jov" Jov says, "Feylan" You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Mistress Feylan asks, "any one second my nomination?" Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "don't make me die on my own wedding night :(" Mistress Feylan says, "Grebby is afraid of me" You immerse yourself totally in ceremony, chanting in rhythm. Lady Grebluf McScatterer cheers. Horyd says in undercommon, "hug grebluf" Klok pulls out his video camera awating the real action. Horyd scratches her head and mutters 'hmmmm'. You speak the words, and lead the ceremony, concentrating on adding your strength to the spell. Horyd hugs Grebluf. Horyd beams. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "I second feylan's nomination" Jov exclaims, "sa you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!! you can't kill me!" Lady Grebluf McScatterer hugs Horyd. Jov lets out a roar. You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Mistress Feylan says, "I know, putz" Klok salutes. Jov pats Feylan on the head. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "but all these shamans can" You feel your spirit adding to the strength and power of the area. Klok says, "got work to do folks, nice wedding and Congrats" Horyd asks in undercommon, "Sweet, now who wears the pants?" Klok kisses Feylan on the cheek. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Mistress Feylan nuzzles Klok affectionately. Jov asks, "grebby how do i install new firmware on a SIP box?" Lady Grebluf McScatterer thanks Klok. Horyd slices a piece of wedding cake. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Khajed arrives from the northwest. Khajed begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Khajed begins chanting with the rhythm, and adds his energy to the chanting. Khajed begins chanting, and adds a colossal amount to the power of the chanting. Horyd gives a Slice of Wedding Cake to Grebluf. You chant with the rhythm of the spell, feeling the power grow stronger with each passing moment. Horyd slices a piece of wedding cake. Mistress Feylan waves to you. Feylan leaves northwest. You mumble the words and mantras over and over, and you feel your body relax. Lady Grebluf McScatterer says, "I hate lag"